"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

pupbutt:

no words to even describe how much I prefer cold weather over hot weather 

politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

I be stressing over shit that shouldn’t even matter to me

(Source: dollsofbeauty)

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray)

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

vinefame:

kinda wanna get laid kinda wanna sleep

(Source: fstw)

"There are two ways to be happy: improve your reality, or lower your expectations."

― Jodi Picoult (via psych-quotes)