"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)


no words to even describe how much I prefer cold weather over hot weather 


Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.


i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

I be stressing over shit that shouldn’t even matter to me

(Source: dollsofbeauty)


If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray)


I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra


kinda wanna get laid kinda wanna sleep

(Source: fstw)

"There are two ways to be happy: improve your reality, or lower your expectations."

― Jodi Picoult (via psych-quotes)