baiting:

as rosa parks once said…

“no.”

  • me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

barbieprivilege:

give me your credit card so i can go to sephora then i’ll decide whether or not we can be seen in public,

do any of you even like my blog or am i just here entertaining myself

(Source: paul-i-am-falling)

freakvevo:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*